Wednesday, June 8, 2011

SUMMER MOVIE HAIKUS / X-Men: First Class

1.
Mutants in mod clothes
Can't help that they're born this way.
Mad Men meets Gaga?

2.
Comic book movie
Set against the Bay of Pigs
Brings home the Bacon*.

3.
Hey James McAvoy,
You'll win your Oscar one day.
Keep up the good work.

4.
With two editors
This should have a lot more cuts.
Two hours ten minutes?!?!

5.
January Jones
You are a freakin' fembot.
Acting lessons soon?



*Kevin Bacon, that is.

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