Thursday, June 16, 2011

SUMMER MOVIE HAIKUS / The Hangover Part II

1.
A spoiler alert:
This flick wreaks like spoiled meat
Hangover Part Ewww!!

2.
Hangover sequel
Felt more like the Saw franchise
Groan more than you laugh.

3.
A severed finger?
Death by cocaine overdose?
Who thinks this is fun?!

4.
Galifianakis*
Much funnier in Due Date
And that flick was shit.

5.
Drug dealing monkey
Best performance in the film
Yet he phones it in.


*Ugh...could your name have any more syllables...or random vowels?!

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