Tuesday, April 13, 2010

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FML: Somebody shoot me!

Remember when movies were good?


Yeah. Me neither.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Kentucky Fried Chicken's Biggest Fan

In honor of the Double Down being unleashed on humanity today, let's check in with Eric Cartman...








Friday, April 9, 2010

CHECK THIS OUT: The Backwards Art of Alexa Meade

Just found this cool new artist yesterday... 23-year-old Alexa Meade paints with acrylics, but instead of painting her subjects on a canvas, she canvases her subjects in paint. Great artists make us look at the world in a different way...and what she does makes me do a double take, questioning the difference between reality and 2D. I won't pretend to be an art scholar or critic here, I'll just post some photos and a link to her website so you can check out more stuff (definitely click on the link--she's got even cooler stuff there).

Enjoy!

http://alexameade.com/





Thursday, April 8, 2010

All the single ladies...


...put your hands up!!

Proof that I am literate...


Thank you, sporcle.com.

A Date with Double Down

Look what came in the mail last night!!

"You are cordially invited to attend the clogging of your arteries..."

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Fun with Old Posters


What's scarier? The fact that the crab is about 100 times its actual size. Or the fact that it slightly resembles a drunk Wallace Shawn.


Thursday, April 1, 2010

Black Hawk Double Down

Bacon. Jack Cheese. Creamy Mayo-based Sauce. All sandwiched between TWO pieces of boneless, battered, deep fried chicken. Only the evil supervillains at Kentucky Fried Chicken could nightmare up something so unholy. Today they announced that it's debuting in restaurants across our great nation on April 12th.

I feel fatter just looking at the picture.

Here's the heartstopping caloric info. Which they proudly display...


Never one to pass up a challenge, I will eat spinach, blueberries, and almonds (and drink only green tea) from this day through April 11th, when I will post a blog that shall serve as my last will and testament. On April 12th, I'll send text messages to my loved ones before hitting the KFC Drive Thru. I will order the KFC Original Recipe Double Down and the largest order of fries they can muster. I'll sit in my car in the KFC parking lot (I mean, honestly, if you're gonna be a pig you might as well go all out) and consume the entire meal.

For good measure, I'll wash it all down with a 32oz Diet Coke.