Monday, November 8, 2010

Top 10 Suggestions for Making Tyler Perry's "For Colored Girls" More Watchable

1. Recast Martin Lawrence in Whoopi Goldberg's role "Alice/White."

2. Recast Eddie Murphy in Loretta Devine's role "Juanita/Green."

3. Recast Marlon Wayans in Kimberly Elise's role "Crystal/Brown."

4. Recast Shawn Wayans in Thandie Newton's role "Tangie/Orange."

5. Recast Keenan Ivory Wayans in Anika Noni Rose's role "Yasmine/Yellow."

Oh shit, are we out of Wayans's already?!

6. Recast Don Cheadle as Janet Jackson's role "Jo/Red."

7. Recast Chris Rock as Kerry Washington's role "Kelly/Blue."

8. Recast Bow Wow as Tessa Thompson's role "Nyla/Purple."

9. Recast Anthony Anderson as Phylicia Rashad's role "Gilda the Angy Building Manager with Sage Advice in Times of Trouble."

10. Keep Macy Gray as "Rose the Back Alley Abortionist," but transfer her scene to 3D. That shit is rull scurry, yo!

1 comment:

Runs Like A Gay said...

I'm not sure even a complete overhaul of the casting would be enough to make this watchable.